Bubba Hotep
I peed.

Giant
Fuck Texas... but the movie was rad.

School of Rock
I am totally suprised at the actual lack of major suckage.

Return of the King
Yay for slow motion hobbit hugging for an hour... nice ending, assbrains.

Shrek 2
I laughed, I cried, I saw it with two teenage girls and went to jail.

Big Fish
Nice try, Tim-- but I'm STILL not forgiving you for Planet of the Apes.