Matrix: Revolutions
Next person to say that I didn't like it because I didn't get it is getting beaten down with my copy of Simulacra Simulacram and is going to choke on a paperback edition of Neuromancer.

Kill Bill
The only way life would be cooler is if MY car had "Pussy Wagon" written on the back.

Dawn of the Dead
Fuck zombies and raiders-- the mall has EVERYTHING.

Dawn of the Dead (Remake)
Fuck zombies and raiders-- the mall has EVERYTHING... EXCEPT GUNS! WTF, ANDY!?!?!

Ghost Story
I saw this at a young age and it was the first time I saw a penis in a movie-- now I am just excited as all fuck by how spooky things can be just by being cold and foggy.

Heavenly Creatures
Teenage lesbianism, Kate Winslet, collective hallucinations, matricide, Peter Jackson.. nuff said!

Run Ronnie Run
But.. but... Mr. Show was so funny!

Down With Love
"Gee, I thought you were all anti-romatic and cheese," well I am; but this script was pure genius and I spent my childhood watching Doris Day movies with my grandma, and if you haven't seen those, you proobably don't get why this movie is so good.