Sometimes I have fun with AIM chat software. Most of the people involved are from the alternight forum boards. The major players are CRYS (extremediva10), a teenage girl from Canada who is quite pretty, BRANDON (tehtwiggy/DMLreloaded) an 18 year old virgin with extreme boner rage, and DRU (urb4nhunni3) another Canadian teenager that is pure evil. The usual goal is to get Brandon to say something distrubing using the fact that he is obsessed with Crys as bait.

It began when Brandon would not stop talking about Crys. He is convinced she and I have some secret deal where I get to see naked pics of her or something...

tnklb: interesting. i just discovered that crys has a dirty webcam feed.
reloaddml: give me
tnklb: you have to be a member of the yahoo club
reloaddml: dude.
reloaddml: give me the link
reloaddml: to the yahoo feed
reloaddml: crys yahoo feeed
tnklb: so...
tnklb: you ARE the most gullible person in the world then?

I was going to end it here-- but I realized i might be onto some gold.

reloaddml: dude
reloaddml: I thought she had one
reloaddml: it's not unrealistic jeeze.
reloaddml: I use to have one.
reloaddml: Gawd, I hate you.
tnklb: hahaha
reloaddml: ahahahahaa
tnklb: but seriosuly...
tnklb: you want it?

aaaand... he's hooked again

reloaddml: Yes
reloaddml: DUE
reloaddml: DUDEEDE
reloaddml: ADAJKLSDJAS
reloaddml: I HATE YOU
reloaddml: FOR REAL
reloaddml: Ok, give me the link.
tnklb: but the thing is-- on those yahoo feeds she can see who is on
tnklb: she'll know I ratted her out
reloaddml: so
reloaddml: I'm a guest.
reloaddml: DUDE
reloaddml: give me the linkl
tnklb: i'm talking to her...
tnklb: check your email
tnklb: i sent you a still from her cam
reloaddml: dammit
reloaddml: I hate her.
tnklb: check your mail

at this point I sent him an amautuer porn pic, minus the head of course.

reloaddml: I want to hate her ass with a passion
tnklb: why?
reloaddml: HOLY FUCK
reloaddml: HOLY HOLY HOLY HOLY HOLY SHIT
reloaddml: ARE YOU FUCKING FOR FUCKING REAL?
reloaddml: DUDE!

I let him sit here for a good 10 mintues

tnklb: what?
tnklb: jesus
reloaddml: OMFG
reloaddml: what the hell?
reloaddml: is that her?
reloaddml: it's her god damn pussy
tnklb: who?
reloaddml: DUDE
reloaddml: Stop acting GAY
reloaddml: You know what I'm talking about
reloaddml: Crys.
tnklb: huh?
reloaddml: Dude
reloaddml: You sent me a damn e-mail
reloaddml: of FUCKING crys pussy
tnklb: simmer down
reloaddml: I'm simmered down
reloaddml: No, I'm not
reloaddml: But still.
reloaddml: Dude.
reloaddml: I'm going to kill you
reloaddml: You're killing me here.
tnklb: why?

Let him him stew for another 15 minutes

reloaddml: I want to talk.
reloaddml: PLEASE>
reloaddml: Answer my questions.
tnklb: I had an idea about this script IÕm writing
reloaddml: Dude, you're a fucking lunatic.
reloaddml: MY MIND IS ON PUSSY, NOT SCRIPTS.
reloaddml: I'm getting super frustrated here.
reloaddml: (Punches Computer Screen)

gross... but entertaining

tnklb: valium
reloaddml: DIE
reloaddml: DIE!
reloaddml: DIE!
reloaddml: DIE!
reloaddml: DIE!
tnklb: (dies)
reloaddml: I really have to go in a couple minutes, so please quit the act.
reloaddml: you're gonna make me cry.
tnklb: i can't confirm or deny anything
reloaddml: I'm going to pull my hair out.
reloaddml: Ok.
reloaddml: I get it.
reloaddml: Code Talk.
reloaddml: Is there any more?
tnklb: no
reloaddml: Is that code talk for "Yes"?
tnklb: green
tnklb: blue 7 7
reloaddml: No frontal pic?
tnklb: YELLOW YELLOW!!!
reloaddml: send!
reloaddml: send!
tnklb: dude
tnklb: frontal?
tnklb: like her crotch is on the backside?
reloaddml: booooooooobs
tnklb: learn anatomy
reloaddml: omg
reloaddml: Anyways.
reloaddml: Was that on the Yahoo feed?
tnklb: what?
reloaddml: the thing.
reloaddml: Was that on the yahoo feed?
reloaddml: or is there even a yahoo feed?
tnklb: SENDER'S RESPONSE COULD NOT BE DECIPHERED DUE TO TRILLIAN ERROR 1232. RTC CODE NOT INTACT
tnklb: reloaddml: Anyways.reloaddml: Was that on the Yahoo feed?tnklb: what?reloaddml: the thing.reloaddml: Was that on the yahoo feed?reloaddml: or is there even a yahoo feed?tnklb: SENDER'S RESPONSE COULD NOT BE DECIPHERED DUE TO TRILLIAN ERROR 1232. RTC CODE NOT INTACT
tnklb: reloaddml: Anyways.reloaddml: Was that on the Yahoo feed?tnklb: what?reloaddml: the thing.reloaddml: Was that on the yahoo feed?reloaddml: or is there even a yahoo feed?tnklb: SENDER'S RESPONSE COULD NOT BE DECIPHERED DUE TO TRILLIAN ERROR 1232. RTC CODE NOT INTACT
tnklb: wtf
tnklb: this thing is all messed up
reloaddml: I have no clue
reloaddml: did you send me somehting?
tnklb: SENDER'S RESPONSE COULD NOT BE DECIPHERED DUE TO TRILLIAN ERROR 1232. RTC CODE NOT INTACT
tnklb: SENDER'S RESPONSE COULD NOT BE DECIPHERED DUE TO TRILLIAN ERROR 1232. RTC CODE NOT INTACT
reloaddml: what are you trying to send?
tnklb: SENDER'S RESPONSE COULD NOT BE DECIPHERED DUE TO TRILLIAN ERROR 1232. RTC CODE NOT INTACT
reloaddml: ok
reloaddml: I'm on aim
tnklb: SENDER'S RESPONSE COULD NOT BE DECIPHERED DUE TO AIM ERROR 1232. RTC CODE NOT INTACT
reloaddml: ok
reloaddml: I have no clue what that is
tnklb: i'm trying to send you pic of her fingering herself
tnklb: where her face is showing
reloaddml: HOLY
reloaddml: send it through e-mail
tnklb: can't
reloaddml: why/
reloaddml: Dammit
tnklb: has to do with the feed
reloaddml: what?!
reloaddml: oh man
reloaddml: I want to seeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
tnklb: naw
tnklb: she's making an ugly face anyway
reloaddml: DUDE!!!!
reloaddml: DAMMMIT
reloaddml: MOTHER FUCKER!
reloaddml: can't you directly connect with me/
reloaddml: Is she naked right now?
reloaddml: ON the yahoo feed?
tnklb: who?
reloaddml: you know who
tnklb: you need to talk to her
reloaddml: why?
reloaddml: I could never get her to do that.
tnklb: i got her warmed up
tnklb: ask her nicely

Starting to gross myself out in the name of science...

reloaddml: does she know what I saw?
tnklb: no
reloaddml: Ask her what?
tnklb: for the feed
reloaddml: dude, I bet she won't
tnklb: dude...
tnklb: you want the URL?
reloaddml: yes
reloaddml: I want the fingering!!!!!!!!!
tnklb: here it is:

Here I send him a link to yahoo club for teenagers with stuffed animal collections

reloaddml: shut up
reloaddml: dude
reloaddml: so it wasn't her?
tnklb: do you see the title of the group?
reloaddml: yes
reloaddml: shut up
reloaddml: i hate you

This has happened several times. It seems once he ejaculates, his memory is erased and I can start all over. Eventually however, he started to catch on...

Me to Dru-

tnklb: do me a favor
urb4nhunni3: k urb4nhunni3: what is it first
tnklb: add this guy to your list
tnklb: reloaddml
tnklb: that's DML/Mr. Lives
tnklb: go fuck with his head
tnklb: what do you want me to say
tnklb: flirt with him
tnklb: he'll go retarded
tnklb: then just go with it
urb4nhunni3: k

Then Dru talked to DML -

urb4nhunni3: im horny
ReloadDML: omg
ReloadDML: me too

Dru to me-

urb4nhunni3: he scares me in a way
tnklb: Tell him you heard he has a giant cock.

Then dru talked to DML -

urb4n hunni3: i herd you have a big cock
ReloadDML: Who told you?
ReloadDML: Crys.
urb4n hunni3: nope actually
ReloadDML: well
ReloadDML: that's the only person who knwos/
urb4n hunni3: OH REALLY?
ReloadDML: wait

Dru to me
urb4nhunni3: do i have to keep doing this?
tnklb: No.. i'm sorry i exposed you to this

All in all I give myself 4 stars for entertaining myself at work-- but really, that might be more than I deserve. I suppose I really should be doing my job instead of messing with the minds of people a decade younger than me. So in reality, I probably only deserve 2 stars. Then the fact that I post it here, thinking that anyone not knowing the people involved would think it is funny knocks me down to 1 star. Jesus. I'm lame.