You know what this country needs?

Chivalry.

Chivalry in the name of Christ.

I should be able to hire a guy, in a suit of armor to safegaurd my company picnic or wedding or something. Hell, I'd hire him just to hang out with me. Nothing says COOL like a guy in a suit of armor.

HUZZAH!!!!

You know where I am going with this... KNIGHT FOR HIRE