After touring some fancy neighborhood of old Victorian houses nestled in Griffith Park i some how scroed Don Knotts phone number. He was still alive?

I thought of his old Disney movies and remarked "He'd have been a good Joker for Batman."

I heard rumor he was quite the pimp. I simultaneously left him a message and heard it playing back. It as his voice, "This is Don Knotts, leave a message."

But there was no beep. I kept clearing my throat and coughing, wait for it to come. Then i realized THAT was the message i was sending him. How embarassing. Now he'd never be in my movie and get his comeback.