A question was posed in bible study.

"Why do we have to have lights OFF during missionary sex sessions meant for procreation only?"

Excellent question. Allow me to demonstrate the basics and theorize on HOW light effects the male penis as opposed to the female penis.



First, the formulization provided through none other than the holy spirit. It started when God created light also known as day. Satan corrupted this light and used it to do his own will.



In the late 90s, the flashlight was invented by Rob Zombie. He is a TOOL of the devil.

You see, the ECTO-GAMMA RAYS of Satan the Devil plague mankind. The ECTO-GAMMA RAYS are what cause men to have blood rush into the penis and make it hard and as we know that in the good word it says that blood is sacred and it should not fill unholy things (i.e. penis, mouth, the bathroom, tampax, taxes, food).



People, YOU can be saved. I promise. Everyone is invited to the Lord's table. But you must RESIST the ECTO-GAMMA RAYS of DESTRUCTION. Have FAITH that they are real, because they are misleading everyone. I make a plea to anyone that has a penis or vagina, please DO NOT BUY FLASHLIGHTS.

Also, Lite-brite is an off-shoot of satanism. If you notice, they allow you to make the satan star design, and anything that let's you make ANY DESIGN without ANY CONTROL is demonistic and should be banned. I'm totally about LIFE, NOT DEATH.

I know it's hard to believe that Satan has taken the form of flashlights, BUT HE HAS. HE IS SO DESPRATE IN THE LAST DAYS.