I was at Bible school today and we learned about the invention of the lie. Lies are bad. The person who invented the lie is bad too. His name is Satan. He's bad. Father Joseph said that he talks to him sometimes, like he tries to get him to do bad things. Like touching sister Mary in her bathing suit spot. But we watched this video and this is how it went:

Danny Devito as Satan
Angel One as Paris Hilton
Angel Two as Christopher Reeve

Int. Heaven - Day

Satan flies down to some random angels.

Satan: Hey guys I just invented something really cool!

Angel One: Really? What is it?

Satan looks around.

Satan: It's called the....lie.

Angel One: What the hell is that?

Satan: Sssssshhhh. Here, I'll show you.

Satan looks around once again.

Satan: God......isn't real!

Angel One: Holy fucking shit that's really wierd.

Angel Two: heeey. Let me try...

Angel Two looks around.

Angel Two: I have a penis!

Angel One: Holy Jesus No you DON'T!! You're a fucking cripple!

Angel Two: I know isn't that CRAZY!!!?

Satan: You realize what this means? Men will be able to lie to their wives when they ask them how they look and the men can say they look good even if they look like fucking shit. The lie will help people get out of situations that you normally would have to endure like babysitting your little nigger nephew, or getting molested by Uncle Larry. No fucking more! I'll lie to all the angels so that they will join me! Even though God is more powerful than me it totally makes sense to go against him, because the good guys always win!

Angel Two: But you're a bad guy.

Satan: Shut up, cripple. Your career is over. Stop appearing on gay tv shows as some cripple messiah. Fag.

Yeah. I think he's bad. But for some reason I have real bad urges to rite Natas all over my bedroom wall. The david star rules. I like Jesus.