And there will come a time when the scientists agree. Biology will no longer function for us. When the end is nigh, and the physical world comes near a close, we shall be one in the great biologic purge.

We shall listen to verses of the holy datastream on our eyePODs.

We shall enjoy the blessed Cult 45 Holy Malt Liquor

We shall then use our cerebral interface device and transfer our consciousness into the holy datastream where all is pure.

biology is imperfect.

only biology exists in the Hell-On-Earth

do not be left behind

A question was posed in bible study.

"Why do we have to have lights OFF during missionary sex sessions meant for procreation only?"

Excellent question. Allow me to demonstrate the basics and theorize on HOW light effects the male penis as opposed to the female penis.



First, the formulization provided through none other than the holy spirit. It started when God created light also known as day. Satan corrupted this light and used it to do his own will.



In the late 90s, the flashlight was invented by Rob Zombie. He is a TOOL of the devil.

You see, the ECTO-GAMMA RAYS of Satan the Devil plague mankind. The ECTO-GAMMA RAYS are what cause men to have blood rush into the penis and make it hard and as we know that in the good word it says that blood is sacred and it should not fill unholy things (i.e. penis, mouth, the bathroom, tampax, taxes, food).



People, YOU can be saved. I promise. Everyone is invited to the Lord's table. But you must RESIST the ECTO-GAMMA RAYS of DESTRUCTION. Have FAITH that they are real, because they are misleading everyone. I make a plea to anyone that has a penis or vagina, please DO NOT BUY FLASHLIGHTS.

Also, Lite-brite is an off-shoot of satanism. If you notice, they allow you to make the satan star design, and anything that let's you make ANY DESIGN without ANY CONTROL is demonistic and should be banned. I'm totally about LIFE, NOT DEATH.

I know it's hard to believe that Satan has taken the form of flashlights, BUT HE HAS. HE IS SO DESPRATE IN THE LAST DAYS.

To recite an experience...

I was eating at Quiznos, and this pale mom with black hair kept staring at me...

...and and we both understood, that we were vampires.

But in all honesty, I'd really like to have a serious discussion. Do you think it's possible that Vampires exist in some shape or form?

I know, because IÕve been there. I know all about it. I fought in wars, I was raped, I experienced unwanted pregnancies, I took drugs and I starved myself to death. I sat there, waiting to die in the alley, but then a man in a white robe took me by the hand and showed me the way.

(tour)

This is the Auditorium. This is where John C. Cult moralizes his constituents and talks about the enslavement of mankind.

This is the Operation Prime room. When the young individuals reach the prime age of 18, they are sent out into the world to moralize other people about the ways of truth. These suits are used to shield them from the blinding influence of hatred, corruption and lust.

I teach these kids the basic principles in life. I raise them, I feed them, I teach them and I provide them jobs. They can function fine, Times may change Ms. Queen, but right and wrong do not.

this took me 3 years to compose

When youÕre feeling mighty sad
about the bad thing you just had.
Remember that one name that makes everything...riiiiiiiight


JESUS! JEEEEESUS!

Take that piece of land
LetÕs start this rawkinÕ band
Even the Ku Klux Klan... is in the name of Jesus!

Jeeeesus!

I like it when people call my name
cause it doesnÕt bring no shame

doot doot doot

OH JESUS. JESUS.
You will burn in hell!!!
If you donÕt repent-
youÕll end up like Harvey Dent.

YO Yo yo yoÉ..YOOOOOOOo!

He suffered worse than you,
you stupid fuckinging Jew!

deet deet doooooot

It sickens me today that there are people out there that actually have sex for fun. When I was 7, I had surgery on my scrotum. I really didn’t understand what it was for until I discovered evil masturbation and ejaculated fire. It hurt really badly. But the truth hurts. Father Joseph explained to me that this is what it will feel like to jack off in hell. I’m not looking forward to that. So I eat a lot of Tylenol. Instead of beating off, I like to start things on fire. If I eat enough Tylenol masturbating doesn’t sting. So I can start things on fire with my penis. Mother Mary says fire is good. I think that’s why she always has me fire off in her face.

[b]The Top Three Zombie Outbreaks in U.S. History[/b]

Like vampires, zombies are great opportunists. So it comes as no surprise that zombie outbreaks often happen in the wake of natural disasters. Combine disasters with warm climates and you truly have a recipe for a major outbreak, as the following stories prove.


Key West, Florida, 1935



[b]Key West, 1935: Zombie
bodies prepared for disposal[/b]

On Labor Day, September 2, 1935, a major hurricane bore down on the Florida Keys, a string of islands separating the Gulf of Mexico from the Atlantic Ocean. The hurricane, one of only two Category 5 storms ever recorded in the United States, made landfall at Key West, the most populous of the keys. As day turned to night, heavy rains and winds of over 150 miles an hour rolled over the island, destroying virtually everything standing. Amid the destruction, infected rats began roaming the island, and by morning, the first of the zombies appeared. Many islanders mistook the zombies for dazed hurricane survivors and the plague spread across the island like wildfire. To make matters worse, the roads and bridges connecting the keys to the mainland had been washed out by the storm. The islanders had no way to escape. Scores of people drowned when they chose to leap into the choppy surf rather than face the voracious zombies.

Within days, FVZA troops from all over the south converged on Key West in a variety of sea craft. They established a beachhead on the south side of the island and went about the process of extermination. It took three weeks to secure the island. A total of 3500 people were infected and destroyed, an enormous number considering that there was a zombie vaccine available at this time.

Vicksburg, Mississippi, 1863
1863 was the pivotal year of the American Civil War. The Union army, sensing victory, tried to deal a knockout blow to the Confederacy by taking control of the Mississippi River. After New Orleans fell to the Union, the city of Vicksburg remained as the last Confederate holdout on the big river. On May 18, 1963, 3200 Union troops arrived off the coast of Vicksburg and demanded an immediate surrender. But Confederate leaders refused, and the Union laid seige to the city. A month of heavy bombardment ensued.



[b]A zombie attacks a Union
soldier in Vicksburg [/b]

On June 17, city residents spotted the first zombie, and within days, dozens were wandering about. This development hardly worried the 30,000 Confederate troops protecting the city; they entertained themselves by conducting target practice on the zombies. But with their supply lines cut off, the Confederate troops soon ran out of ammunition, and the zombies kept coming. To this day, Southerners claim that the Union let the zombie plague continue out of pure malice. In any case, when Union forces entered the city on July 3, hundreds of zombies were roaming the streets, many in Confederate Army uniforms. As there was no FVZA at this time, the Union soldiers had to do the killing and they quickly found out that zombies, unlike soldiers, do not surrender. In the end, an estimated 2000 people were infected and destroyed at Vicksburg, almost as many as were killed in the Battle of Bull Run.

Hawaii, 1892



[b]Queen Lili'uokalani[/b]

At the beginning of the 1890s, Hawaii found itself in a tug of war between native islanders, who wanted the islands to remain independent, and powerful sugar growers who wanted to join the United States. Queen Lili'uokalani ascended to the throne in 1891 and promptly enacted a series of measures designed to weaken the influence of the sugar growers. However, her mind was soon occupied by different matters: in August of 1892, a zombie plague that had begun among Chinese laborers in the sugar cane fields of Oahu spread to Honolulu. Wave after wave of zombies came staggering out of the jungle, forcing desperate islanders to board outrigger canoes and flee to neighboring islands.

Despite her fear of losing independence, the Queen had no choice but to ask the United States for help. A detachment of FVZA troops arrived in the fall and quickly wrested control of the city from the zombies. But the surrounding countryside proved more difficult to clear, and more FVZA agents were called in. The sugar growers took advantage of the chaos and panic by launching a coup, and the Queen was deposed. Hawaii was annexed by the United States in 1898.

There has long been suspicion that the sugar growers let the plague go in order to destabilize the queen, a suspicion strengthened by the fact that the top growers left Hawaii shortly after the outbreak began. Whatever the case, Hawaii's 1893 zombie outbreak killed just under 2000 people, making it the third-worst in U.S. history.

[i]I think it's WRONG that the government is keeping this under wraps.[/i]

The Science of Zombies
Part I
Perhaps because they were easier to control and kill, zombies never acquired the cachet of their undead cousins, the vampires. This phenomenon extended to science: zombie research was considered a less glamorous field and consistently lagged behind vampire research in funding. Since development of the vaccine in 1911, the zombie threat has been greatly reduced. However, this should not make us complacent. Most experts believe that in today's world, a zombie outbreak is far more likely than a vampire outbreak.

The Virus



[b]Zombie plague spreaders:
the Norway Rat and the tick (insect)[/b]

The zombie virus comes from the same Mononegavirales family as the Human Vampiric Virus. The virus is propagated mainly through ticks of the family Ixodidae. The prevalence of these ticks in tropical climes is the main reason for the large number of outbreaks in those regions. The nature of the spread of zombie plagues generally depended on the place of origin. Most urban plagues were spread by aggressive rats that had been bitten by an infected tick. In the country, the tick would bite humans directly, or pass the virus through mice, raccoons and other animals.
As was the case with vampirism, humans infected with the virus would pass it from their saliva into the bloodstream of another through the bite.


Stages of the Disease
The stages of zombie transformation are the same that occur in vampires, with two major differences: in zombies, the onset of symptoms and transformation occurs much faster and has no relation to the cycles of day and night.
Stage One: Infection. Symptoms of zombie infection appear quickly: within one or two hours, the victim will develop a headache, fever, chills and other flu-like symptoms. Zombie infections last about half as long as their vampiric counterparts, mostly between three and six hours, during which the vaccine is 100 percent effective.


[b]A zombie-bite victim under
quarantine in Panama, 1905[/b]

Stage Two: Coma. Zombie comas are considerably more brief than vampiric comas. While physiological changes-slow pulse, shallow breathing-are similar, the coma lasts only between four and six hours. Only the very young and very old do not survive zombie comas. Zombies have been found as young as five years old and as old as 90. As with vampires, the vaccine is 50 percent effective when administered during Stage Two of the infection: the longer the victim has been in the coma, the less effective the vaccine.

Stage Three: Transformation. Zombies awaken from their comas in a catatonic state. They are unresponsive to most stimuli as they shuffle about, trying to locate their prey. Unlike vampires, there is no acclimation period; a zombie will begin hunting immediately upon transformation.

I was at Bible school today and we learned about the invention of the lie. Lies are bad. The person who invented the lie is bad too. His name is Satan. He's bad. Father Joseph said that he talks to him sometimes, like he tries to get him to do bad things. Like touching sister Mary in her bathing suit spot. But we watched this video and this is how it went:

Danny Devito as Satan
Angel One as Paris Hilton
Angel Two as Christopher Reeve

Int. Heaven - Day

Satan flies down to some random angels.

Satan: Hey guys I just invented something really cool!

Angel One: Really? What is it?

Satan looks around.

Satan: It's called the....lie.

Angel One: What the hell is that?

Satan: Sssssshhhh. Here, I'll show you.

Satan looks around once again.

Satan: God......isn't real!

Angel One: Holy fucking shit that's really wierd.

Angel Two: heeey. Let me try...

Angel Two looks around.

Angel Two: I have a penis!

Angel One: Holy Jesus No you DON'T!! You're a fucking cripple!

Angel Two: I know isn't that CRAZY!!!?

Satan: You realize what this means? Men will be able to lie to their wives when they ask them how they look and the men can say they look good even if they look like fucking shit. The lie will help people get out of situations that you normally would have to endure like babysitting your little nigger nephew, or getting molested by Uncle Larry. No fucking more! I'll lie to all the angels so that they will join me! Even though God is more powerful than me it totally makes sense to go against him, because the good guys always win!

Angel Two: But you're a bad guy.

Satan: Shut up, cripple. Your career is over. Stop appearing on gay tv shows as some cripple messiah. Fag.

Yeah. I think he's bad. But for some reason I have real bad urges to rite Natas all over my bedroom wall. The david star rules. I like Jesus.